Why is my brain turning to goo?

I'm pretty damned sure why. It's culture. Or what passes for culture. Perhaps I shouldn't say that, given the fucking rotten watermelon rind pig slop that the fuck faces who command supposed actual culture feed on. After all, we're talking about people who continue to tell me that Maya Angelou is the Second Christ or whatever the fuck.

I've tried to divorce myself from this shit. I only watch TV long enough to watch football. And even that's beginning to piss me off, as the wankers try to turn it into the WWF. Frankly, I don't give a fuck what Terrell Owens does. He can rape aborted fetuses as long as he catches footballs. All I want to do is watch racially-charged violence be committed for my entertainment.

Come to think of it, that's when I stopped watching the news. Right about the time the news became nothing but the story of what some dumb pretty white bitch got her fucking ass cut open this week. This cunt in Aruba . . . ?

Let me tell you a little statistic. The easiest way to die anywhere on this planet is to be out drinking after midnight. The majority of malicious deaths on this earth are alcohol related and take place after midnight.

Why?

Because think about what kind of people are pining for some blonde slut at 2 am?

1. They sure as fuck don't work.

2. They could find a piece of ass before 11 pm.

So, odds are you're going to find an unemployed loser who no one will fuck. In a bar. He's so unemployed he doesn't even make the pretenses of employment: job search, attempt to work for himself, etc.

Fuck no. At 2 am, all he has time to do is drink. And that probably means he's a tad the fuck off. By 2 am, the least you should do is find a fucking party to go to.

This is why my brain is turning to goo. The human race is so fucking dumb that some days I feel like getting a degree in biology or chemistry so I can start engineering a plague to whipes these shit-eating pigs out.

But . . . why try?

Odds are all you'd do is creating stronger, filthier breed of pigs that crave radioactive shit.