What can I say?!

The truth is out. After years of everyone suspecting a cryptic motivation behind Pokemon, we now know what it is: Pokemon encourages children to kill police officers.

"Goddamit, Riggs! I got one week to retirement! Oh, look. A little kid with a Pickachu plush toy. How cute?"

"DUCK!"

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

One week until retirement. What excuse is there for this?

Thank God Congress is on the case. They save millions of police officers just like they saved Terri Schiavo.

[NOTE - This is an actual catch from Yahoo News. It has been edited in no way except for the circle and the swearing.]