This is important shit!!!
Why? Because something other than the TV said so. Apparently, the legion of tennis masturbators gives a fuck about this.
Let me frame this properly: the story about Maria Sharapova is not that she's some pretty, dainty little piece of fuckability. Let's learn to separate our goddamned sports and our porn. At least in the only sport where women draw slightly better rating than the men (even if this is because male tennis players exist in a ether between queer, straight, and non-existent).
Maria Sharapova's achievement is that she's the first tennis poster whore to actually be any good at the fucking sport!
Anna Kournokova (sp?) was a useless lump save for masturbation. But, since the Internation Modeling Guild requires that all women photographed under a height of 5'10" be able to do something other than wear makeup and eat like veal being raised for slaughter, Anna K pretended to be a tennis star, despite showing as much talent for the sport as the average C++ or Java programmer.
It's a fucked up rule, and it is wrong.
Worse, it encourages the notion that somehow some teenie bopper from Russia wearing gold shoes is as important as vote-rigging in the world's largest Islamic republic.
Also, let's face fact. No one publishes jackshit about the 700 or so pro female tennis players who's face are cut so rough you could cut them open, core them, and use them for grinding aboriginal medicines.
And, fuck Sharapova. Michael Johnson did gold shoes before it was cool. Johnson actually made an official comment, "Eat the corn out of my shit, you flash-in-the-pan bitch. The War on Terrorism is now officially longer than US involvement in WWII, and we're supposed to worry about some Russian child molestation fantasy flopping about in nifty shoes."
Get it?
Why? Because something other than the TV said so. Apparently, the legion of tennis masturbators gives a fuck about this.
Let me frame this properly: the story about Maria Sharapova is not that she's some pretty, dainty little piece of fuckability. Let's learn to separate our goddamned sports and our porn. At least in the only sport where women draw slightly better rating than the men (even if this is because male tennis players exist in a ether between queer, straight, and non-existent).
Maria Sharapova's achievement is that she's the first tennis poster whore to actually be any good at the fucking sport!
Anna Kournokova (sp?) was a useless lump save for masturbation. But, since the Internation Modeling Guild requires that all women photographed under a height of 5'10" be able to do something other than wear makeup and eat like veal being raised for slaughter, Anna K pretended to be a tennis star, despite showing as much talent for the sport as the average C++ or Java programmer.
It's a fucked up rule, and it is wrong.
Worse, it encourages the notion that somehow some teenie bopper from Russia wearing gold shoes is as important as vote-rigging in the world's largest Islamic republic.
Also, let's face fact. No one publishes jackshit about the 700 or so pro female tennis players who's face are cut so rough you could cut them open, core them, and use them for grinding aboriginal medicines.
And, fuck Sharapova. Michael Johnson did gold shoes before it was cool. Johnson actually made an official comment, "Eat the corn out of my shit, you flash-in-the-pan bitch. The War on Terrorism is now officially longer than US involvement in WWII, and we're supposed to worry about some Russian child molestation fantasy flopping about in nifty shoes."
Get it?
posted by jcjcjc @ 8:12 PM
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