Let's face up to this, America: sports is making a lot of perfectly dumb people queer.

How many times must I hear about good tight ends? Running backs who are fabulous at squirting up the middle? Power forwards who like to bang with the big men?

And now this?

This is the single most homoerotic thing I've ever heard from the sporting world that didn't come from what's left of John Madden's brain.